So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
drinking out of a sandbucket again
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
