Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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