Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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