Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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