id be glad to
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize