well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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