Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Sacagawea was the original milf.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Randomize
