I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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