And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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