why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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