Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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