Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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