how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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