Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Farmville is her only friend.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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