Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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