South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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