I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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