i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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