used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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