She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I enjoy the company of your penis
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