I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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