I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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