I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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