From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I wish i was in the wii world.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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