We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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