This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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