She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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