You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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