its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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