Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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