How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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