I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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