it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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