so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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