thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
