I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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