i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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