are you still at the devil's house?
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i think i have two assholes
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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