Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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