No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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