so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
smell my finger.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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