About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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