i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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