I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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