buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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