good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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