i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
then he tried to convert me to islam
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Randomize
