i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Randomize
