Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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