belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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