Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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