You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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