Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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