So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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