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(847): View more from Illinois

You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear

(1-847): View more from Illinois

Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat

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(734): View more from Michigan

I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.

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(417): View more from Missouri

p.s. you have a small clit

(1-417): View more from Missouri

YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food

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(816): View more from Missouri

Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.

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(415): View more from California

It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.

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(209): View more from California

come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach

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(614): View more from Ohio

what are you getting to drink for new years?

(1-614): View more from Ohio

well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice

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