we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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