Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
my being single is dangerous.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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