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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.

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(631): View more from New York

My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..

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(847): View more from Illinois

..i think i can hear you losing your virginity

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...

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(415): View more from California

I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.

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(660): View more from Missouri

He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.

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