Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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