I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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