and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
My friends, they love my intelligence
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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