Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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