Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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