But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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