we made out on top of his cat.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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